Braydon Ricetti

I’m 32, married with two kids — a 6-year-old daughter and a 2-year-old son — so sleep is more of a concept than a reality. Born and raised in Australia with a wog background, and like any proper south-of-the-river ding, I grew up around Hamilton Hill and Spearwood. I run a cleaning business with my wife, which means all day I’m polite, professional, and pretending I care about emails. Comedy’s my break from that. No clients, no staff, no complaints about a missed spot on a window — just me having a laugh and saying things I definitely couldn’t say at work.